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Jack Spratt had a spat with his woman in the shower. A clean fight? While doing their part to conserve Waukesha's precious resource, police broke down the door and wrestled Jack to the floor. But Jack, covered in Irish Spring (or was it Dial) slipped out of their grasp wearing nothing but a smile.
Jack, the soapy streak, ran out the opening where the door once stood, hoping to put the cops behind him for good. Caught him they did, out from under the car he hid. Once again he tried wriggling, but this time the cops weren't giggling. Their stun gun put an end to Jack's run and the neighbors' fun. He did not make a clean getaway.