(Includes 2012 underground goverment hiding bunker.)

“Green and sustainable.”

These are the buzz words of new development as we enter the next decade.

There are many different ways one can build a green and sustainable development, such as using solar panels or wind energy, designing a smaller, more efficient building, and reusing and recycling building materials.

These are just some of the ways to achieve the title of green and sustainable.

And then there’s this…

An abandoned fire station sits in the 600 block of Arcadian Avenue in the city of Waukesha. Built back in 1962, the station has not seen any fire action in quite some time.

Recently, the building was used as a storage facility for the city, until it was auctioned off last year in hopes of raising money for the city as well as getting rid of an eyesore.

The building now belongs to the Waukesha Housing Authority and will be converted to offices, meeting rooms, and- rumor has it- will include a small area for local artist to display their work.

That’s pretty good- right?

But wait, it gets better…

The building is going to undergo a complete makeover as well. The exterior will be updated to a modern design that will feature new windows and skylights, the parking lot will see improvements, and there will be landscape updates that include additional trees throughout the area and a garden near the entrance.

And if that wasn’t enough to make you hug a tree, you should see what else is going to happen to this building (this is the part that makes mother nature smile)…

For starters, the entire building is going to be reinsulated. That alone is a great step towards energy conservation.

Next, a “living roof” will be installed.

What is a “living roof” you ask?

Approximately 2000 square feet of the roof will include plants and soil to help reduce the heating/cooling loads through higher thermal values and reduce storm water run-off.

In other words, the plants will help insulate the building and they will use a majority of the rain water that would otherwise be channeled to our city sewer.

Brilliant and beautiful.

Solar panels will grace the roof as well to help power the building, and the indoor lighting will be controlled by motion sensors to help conserve light energy.

(I once worked in an office building in California that had motion sensor lighting. My office partner and I soon learned that we couldn’t nap at our desks in the afternoon because the lights in our office would shut off, thus giving away our little snooze break.)

The plumbing fixtures throughout the building are "low-flow" designed to reduce water consumption as well.

And while all of this is great, there is one feature of this new development that I think is really incredible!

The building will be heated and cooled with thermal energy.

You see, there is a natural spring located in the northwest corner of the building and it will be used as a ground source heat sink. The spring, coupled with a high efficiency heat pump system, will reduce energy consumption and provide a sustainable design solution to heat and cool the structure. Not only will heat and air be efficient, but this design also takes away the need for heavy, unsightly, rooftop air and heat units.

Outstanding!

When the project is finished, I will be running an extension cord from the WHA outdoor outlets to power my home as well! (Does ACE Hardware carry 2 mile long extension cords?)

All kidding aside, this design is incredible.

While living in California, I had seen some very self-sustaining building developments that included everything from solar panels to waterless urinals.

But this development, right here in Waukesha, takes the cake in green and sustainable designs.

Not only does it include groundbreaking sustainability, but it is doing so in an existing building.

So many times we see developers plow over perfectly fine structures, only to replace them with new structures, wasting valuable materials and filling our landfills with rubble.

My complements go to the Waukesha Housing Authority and to the designer, Madisen Architects, who planned this facility.

They have given Waukesha a proud example of how new construction can look as we progress through the 21^st century.

That is until 2012, when all of this comes to a fiery end…

Just kidding.

We ended our last blog at the world famous Five Points Intersection in Waukesha, the unofficial “heart” of the downtown. Years ago a gazebo stood in the center of this intersection and caused more than its fair share of traffic issues.

After careful consideration, the city- along with a generous grant from the Huelsman Family- relocated the gazebo to an area more suited for its historic design. It now sets along the shores of the Fox River, just east of Waukesha State Bank. Along with some nice trees and beautiful flowers, it has been the focal point of many a wedding photo and a great place to enjoy a relaxing lunch on a summer afternoon.

And now that the Five Points is gazebo free, people can race through the intersection at high rates of speed without worry of crashing into a historic city landmark.

With that being said, the Five Points is also home to many great new businesses as well.

On the northwest point of the intersection sets the Clarke Hotel.

 The Clarke Hotel

Across the street on the northeastern point is where Three Sisters Spirit is located. Listed under health, wellness, professional services, and retail, the Three Sisters offers gifts, individual services, and classes or workshops designed to relieve the stresses of daily life. I have also heard rumor that in the basement of Three Sisters there may be a long forgotten passageway that runs under the streets of downtown. I don’t know if there is any truth to this, but the downtown is home to more than one secret underground passage.

 Generations at Five Points

As we head further east along the Five Points, we come to Generations at the Five Points. Voted the 2009 “best tapas” by wisn.com, this sleek restaurant bar is a very trendy addition the downtown. And for those of you asking yourself what tapas are, it’s simply a fancy way of saying “delicious, well presented appetizers”. As a matter of fact, the entire menu is appetizers, which can be a really nice way to enjoy a lot of different tastes in one evening.

Across the street from Gen 5 is one of the coolest and most recent additions to downtown.

 The Pink Poodle

What was once a dying little ice cream store for many years has been reborn into sloppy Joe’s and the Pink Poodle. The Poodle specializes in serving hotdogs, Sloppy Joes, ice cream, and soda fountain drinks, all with a retro 1950s flair. I am hooked on their chili dogs.

Following the clock around the point we come to Bieg Boutique on the southwest corner of the Five Points.

 Bieg Boutique

Bieg has captured a feeling that has not been around the downtown in a very long time. It has the essence of the long gone department stores that used to grace Main Street years ago. Bieg offers exquisite clothing designed for women with fuller figures. Honestly I can’t say as I have ever been in the store- I am skinny and I am a guy- so Biegs really isn’t my cup of tea. But I have peered in the windows plenty, and it looks quite exceptional.

Biegs is also located in a building that has undergone an extensive renovation. Owned by the Huelsman Family (same ones who helped move the gazebo) this structure fell victim to the horrible architecture designs that the 1970s plagued the world with. Upon removing some of this "décor", the building owners found a remarkably well preserved storefront. And after a long summer of construction and Plan Commission approvals, the building has a beautiful new grand entrance, updated windows, and a historic look that complements the downtown.

The world famous Five Points Intersection has come a long way from where it was only a few years ago. And like the rest of downtown, it is finally becoming a place for everyone to enjoy.

Next time we will stroll up and down Broadway, home to some of my favorite places.

And we still have yet to cover Main Street east of the Five Points, South Street, Grand, and the riverfront. Or perhaps we should spend a little time discovering what lies beneath the streets in those hidden tunnels!

Oh…and there have been some changes on the west end of Main you should know about as well.

Good thing I have nothing else to do with my spare time…

Before I begin this week’s blog, I want you all to know that I finally finished the big blue canvas I was working on. Thanks for the suggestions on what to paint; I went with this idea because it seemed like a good fit…

This week, our journey through downtown Waukesha takes us to a block that has seen many changes in the past year.

The most prominent of these changes, the new Clarke Hotel and Black Trumpet Restaurant, has already seen more changes itself.

This once decrepit eyesore received a major overhaul last year (with a little help from the City of Waukesha) and went from a half abandoned flop house to a luxury hotel and restaurant.

And while many people doubted that downtown could handle such an idea, a year later the Clarke Hotel seems to have found its place.

However, it didn’t come easy.

Early in the hotel’s existence, the changing economy turned many of the corporate hotel supporters away as expenditures on luxury accommodations were replaced by more frugal spending habits.

And in the midst of making adjustments to re-market themselves, the hotel was surprised by the departure of one of its founding partners.

Down but not out, those left to pick up the pieces did just that, and the Clarke Hotel reinvented itself with reduced room rates. The Black Trumpet Restaurant scaled back from fancy French cuisine and now offers an Italian menu that includes many items that are a little lighter on the pocketbook.

In a time when it appears easier to just walk away from your financial issues, the owners of the Clarke Hotel have proven that persistence pays off (we hope).

While the Clarke may be the biggest thing on the block, there has certainly been a lot more happening on this section of Main. We will start with three businesses that are bucking the “bad economic times” trend by expanding their current businesses to meet the demand of their clients.

For starters, downtown icon The Steaming Cup Coffee Shop opened a tea room last year available for private parties and such.

So far, tea time attendance has been significant and the owners hope it will continue as such.

Across the street, The Potter’s Shop recently expanded to handle its ever growing pottery class enrollment.

A few doors down, The Nice Ash Cigar Bar is expanding as well. As the world seems to turn from the unhealthy habit of smoking cigarettes, there seems to be no end of those who enjoy the smooth smoke of a fine cigar. Coupled with a tasty beverage, some live music, and a hand of poker, the experience seems to draw more and more people- thus the need for an expansion.

Starting on or around November 9^th, patrons will be able to take pleasure in an incredible new bar in the building next door to the Ash. In the weeks following, the owners plan to remove the wall that separates the two buildings, dismantle the old bar, and add more seating and a bigger stage. The transformation is truly incredible.

By the way, if your in the market for a used bar, word on the street is that the Ash will be selling the existing granite topped bar and bar-back; perfect for your home rec-room or garage.

This photo spawned a question for long time downtown business owner Dan Engh. Dan has been framing and selling art prints down here for quite some time, but recently, he has also been dabbling in some creativity of his own. Marketed as “the internationally known artist, DE” Dan has expanded his gallery to include his own original works of art.

As for the plywood sign advertising this expansion? It was more a case of making lemonade from lemons.

Dan is waiting for a replacement window. His last one was knocked out a few weeks ago when an overzealous bridesmaid executed a running jump onto the back of an unsuspecting groom, thus throwing him off balance and sending him through the window. Both were sent to the hospital. While I hope no one was seriously injured, I can’t help but think the situation should make for some nice wedding album memories.

Next to Dan used to be a dance studio, but they have relocated to South Street. Although it was sad to see them go (even though they didn’t go far), it has made way for another new business to open its doors. Enve (an Aveda supported salon) is scheduled to open soon and will be a welcome addition to Main Street.

Aveda is known for its natural based beauty products, and while they may not be as famous as internationally known artist Dan Engh, they have quite a reputation in the salon world. I’ll keep you posted when I hear more on an exact opening date.

“That is my favorite store downtown."

It is these words that are uttered by women everywhere who have shopped at downtown’s new purse and accessory store, Bangles and Bags. It seems that the items sold here are, “to die for” and priced at a bargain as well.

Congratulations to the owners, they have made the store a legend in a very short amount of time.

And thus concludes our tour of Main Street west of the Five Points. Next time we will focus on Broadway- including the store fronts that make up the world famous (not as famous as Dan Engh) Five Points intersection.

But before we continue, I will have some updates on businesses that have closed recently and new businesses coming in. The landscape is always changing down here, and it is always interesting.

So last week we covered what has been happening on the far end of West Main.

And I believe I promised that in this blog I would pick up where I left off.

However, before I continue heading down Main Street, I want to take a quick detour on one of downtown Waukesha’s most heavily traveled roads- Clinton St.

Clinton St. runs sort of north and south through downtown (I say that because Main Street runs “sort of” east and west).

And even though it is only a few blocks long, Clinton St. has plenty to offer in the way of new events.

For starters, on the south end of Clinton sits the Law Offices of Hippenmeyer, Reily, Moodie, and Blum.

This building just received a major overhaul to its external architecture this summer. Hidden under a horrible 1970’s gable roof design was a very classy looking brick building, and the owner’s of the building worked long, hard, and carefully to restore it to its original condition.

The good: This building is a prime example of a growing trend of building restoration in the downtown. The owners were not sure at first how much of the original building could be salvaged until they pulled off the old roof, but once they did, they were delighted to find it in great shape.

The bad: This type of work can be expensive. But what many people don’t seem to understand is that the way your building looks can speak volumes about the kind of business you run. And customers will judge a book by its cover. This building’s cover is now quite exceptional.

What’s next? I think they have done enough. A little finish work in the next few months and the project will be complete.

The Clinton Street Art Gallery

This building was once home to a baseball card store and then sat vacant for years. That was until Ryan Peters decided to open his own art gallery. Now over 20 artists exhibit their work here and the gallery offers pottery classes as well.

The good: In a town full of art galleries, there is always room for one more. That is what downtown Waukesha is becoming known for.

The bad: Artwork can be a tough sell in a bad economy, but if it is good- it will sell. With its first year under its belt, it looks like the gallery will hold its own.

What’s next: A recent expansion has been in the works. With 20 artists, you need all the space you can get.

The Old Save and Save Grocery Store

This abandoned heap has been sitting empty on the corner of Main and Clinton for as long as I have been here- and for a few years prior to that.

The good: If someone with a little vision would take a look at this property, I think the outcome could be good. It has potential, but it needs someone with a big idea and a big wallet. The downstairs is huge and has high ceilings; the upstairs would make a great warehouse apartment.

The bad: This property needs a lot of work. It is currently owned by a group from Milwaukee is available for lease- build to suit.

What’s next: That’s up to you. Here’s the number…414-202-6347

Taylor’s “People’s Park”

What was once a law office for an eternity is now one of downtown Waukesha’s most popular night spots. People’s Park opened last December and has not only been a popular spot for locals, but it has drawn in folks from all over Southern Wisconsin who have never experienced downtown Waukesha before.

The good: A major interior remodel has transformed this space from boring old offices into a very cool spot to grab a drink with friends or dinner with a date. It may not be as big as the Taylor’s in Milwaukee, but it makes up for its size with its sophistication.

The bad: Most of my paycheck now goes to the Taylor family. I like to meet friends there throughout the week and I really enjoy the chocolate sundaes. They are out of this world.

What’s next? The Taylors have recently secured ownership of the building behind People’s Park on Clinton Street as well and currently use it for storage. Could there be an expansion in the works?

The Law Offices of J.S. Martinez and Miguel Michel

This is one of the most unique properties downtown. The architecture has amazing detail and now the building owners are going to begin a full restoration of the property both inside and out.

The good: This beautiful property is another fine example of the restoration trend I mentioned earlier. In the end, it could be one of the most significant properties in the business district.

The bad: I also mentioned earlier that the expense of building restoration can really take its toll, especially in this economy. But this property owner is confident that he will get out of the project what he puts in.

And that covers Clinton Street.

So what’s next?

We should really continue down Main Street. It’s just hard to stay focused when there is so much going on.

And it’s about to get more interesting. In the next blog we will cover Main Street between Clinton and Broadway- including the Clarke Hotel, The Potter’s Shop, the expansion of The Nice Ash Cigar Bar, the Tea Room at the Steaming Cup (It's actually on Clinton Street),  recent rumors of an Aveda Salon, and more.

Stay tuned…

As most of America fights its way through tough economic times, it seems as if little ole Waukesha Wisconsin continues to operate on its own schedule.

In the past year, downtown Waukesha has certainly seen some changes that seem to go against the flow of the great recession.

And while everything isn’t always flowers and roses down here (it would be boring if it were), I think it is important that we take note.

Here is what’s happening, good and bad, in your downtown…

We will begin this update on the far west end of Main Street by beautiful Veterans Park. There we will find the Ogden Condo Project known as The Town Homes at Mill Reserve, nestled along the Fox River.

The good: These modern condos are a great addition to a downtown in need of owner occupied housing.

The bad: This project began at the same time the housing market took a dive. Homes and condos are a tough sell everywhere.

What’s next: Hopefully the project will outlast the recession and continue construction once the market rights itself.

494 West Main Street.

In recent weeks, this little forgotten building on Main Street’s far west end has seen a new coat of paint on its east wall and some clean up work to its interior.

The good: The building backs right up to the Fox River. When the rear windows are open, the beautiful sound of rushing water can be heard throughout the inside.

The bad: It was condemned by the city a few years ago after tenants reported the basement leaked and stated it was hazard to their well-being. Just for the record, EVERY building that backs the Fox River has a leaky basement (with exception to the new condos).

What’s next: Who knows? Hopefully the owner can work something out to make the building marketable again. My suggestion- fill the basement with sand and let it act as a filter for the river. Dirty water in, clean water out. Let’s kill two birds with one stone.

My Neighbor.

After seeking approval from the Waukesha Plan Commission for changes to his property, my neighbor across the street concluded the first part his new landscaping project.

The good: What was once a sea of asphalt has been transformed into a beautifully landscaped entrance including low bushes and a nice iron fence.

The bad: It cost him a little more than expected so further improvements will have to wait until next year. These include planters behind the fence and landscape lighting.

What’s next: The remaining asphalt is going to be sealed next year as well. It is a huge improvement and compliments the neighborhood very well.

Bodway’s Live Music Grill.

I probably shouldn’t touch this one with a ten foot pole, but what fun would that be?

This one time bar and music venue changed itself into a restaurant and music venue a while back to avoid the hassle of needing a conditional use permit from the city to operate.

The good: The building received a major facelift after it was converted from the old Donut Shoppe into what it is now. It also spawned the opening of Bodway’s Live Music Studios, right next door to me. And what better place to offer music lessons than right next door to an art school?

The bad: Three years after work began on the bar, I mean restaurant, I mean whatever, the building still sits dark with no new opening date in sight.

What’s next: I am not at liberty to say. However, I would like to note that this is the quietest bar in downtown Waukesha.

Otto’s Fine Art Academy.

Five years after two nuts from California decided to open an art school for kids, Otto’s continues to flourish in downtown Waukesha. And with 80 to 100 students drawing and painting there every week, it shows no signs of slowing down.

The good: Art school patrons not only enjoy class, but also enjoy all of the great things downtown has to offer, like coffee shops, restaurants, art galleries, gift shops, Friday night music festivals, and the Farmers Market.

The bad: Patrons occasionally mention that getting downtown in the afternoon can be a hassle sometimes with traffic and trains, but they all agree it is worth the trip.

What’s next: Hmmm…rumors are swirling. Is another art academy in the works? I think for now Otto’s will open more class times at the current location to handle the growing student population.

Katydids

On the south corner of Maple and Main sits an incredible building. Once the location of the offices of Cooperating Congregations, this building is now home to a beautiful home decor store and two stunning condominiums (which are for sale).

The good: This property received a major overhaul last year, and Katydids Home Store on the first floor is an amazing space. It is a favorite of many customers of Otto’s Art Academy as well.

The bad: Katydids was once located at the busy east end of West Main Street, and they have found that drawing customers to the quiet west end can be difficult. But it appears they are establishing themselves very well.

What’s next: I heard cooking classes may take shape there in the future. For more information you can check them out on the web.

378 W. Main

The building that once housed Sprizzo Gallery Café been converted to a beautiful art gallery. It now joins the ranks of the Almont Gallery, River’s End Gallery, and Ashton Arts, in making the west end of Main Street home to some of the finest art galleries in the county.

The good: A once vacant building breathes new life again.

The bad: The outside architecture of this building doesn’t do justice to the good that is happening inside.

What’s next: Building owner Jeff Seymour is planning a major overhaul to the building’s exterior including the addition of a garage door for open air art displays as well as a new awning. The updates are compliments to the history of the building- a one time auto service location.

Masterpiece Art Supply

While downtown is in desperate need of an art supply store, Masterpiece Art Supply is, unfortunately, closing its doors after being in business for only a year. It seems that the owner has experienced some health problems that have kept her from being able to operate the store on a consistent basis.

The good: There really is no good here. This is a good business that has seen a bad time. However, the store is having quite a sale to help liquidate their merchandise.

The bad: Any time a good business leaves the downtown, it is a bad thing, and the owners of the store are two of the nicest people you will ever meet. I wish them the best. Masterpiece is open Saturdays and Sundays from 10AM to 4PM until the end of October.

What’s next: Downtown still needs an art supply store. So if you have ever thought about starting your own business, have at it!

American Tattoo

A recent banner in the window of American Tattoo reads “Celebrating 30 Years of Business”. That’s outstanding. Anyone that can make a small business work well for that long is doing something right.

The good: Good economic times or bad, there is always a good reason to get a tattoo.

The bad: I see no bad here. While tattoos may not be for everyone, the art of tattooing is one that should be appreciated. American Tattoo is just as much an art gallery as any other down here, only the art is usually out walking around.

What’s next: 30 more years.

Sprizzo Gallery Café.

Oh the difference a move can make! This popular café relocated across the street from its old location last year and transformed a dilapidated little office building into an extraordinary place to grab a light breakfast, an excellent lunch, or a delicious dinner. On the weekends, Sprizzo also plays host to a variety live musicians.

The good: Rumor has it that business has tripled since the move. The new restaurant is more spacious and has its own private outdoor patio.

The bad: With triple the business sometimes comes triple the stress. However, the folks that run Sprizzo are no strangers to stressful situations.

What’s next: For now, I think they have all they can handle.

That covers some of the newer events on the far west end Main Street. Next week we will explore what’s happening in the center of downtown, including the Clarke Hotel and the Five Points area. If you can’t wait that long, why not come on down and check it out yourself?

You’ll be glad you did.

 This guy is a master at parallel parking.

7:50 AM Thursday. Downtown Waukesha...

While out on my usual early morning dog walk, I took notice of a large car hauler parked in the private parking lot of Waukesha State Bank.

Two ideas popped into my head when I saw it.

Idea One: Waukesha State Bank employees are now car pooling.

Idea Two: This guy was looking for a place to sleep while hauling his cars back to Chicago. I guessed Chicago because the cab on the truck reads, “Fast and Furious Transport- Chicago IL.”

And while the bank parking lot may be an inviting place to catch a nap in the evening, it is swelling with bank employees at 7 AM every morning. So unless they are early risers, truckers should be aware that the WalMart parking lot off highway 164 may be a better choice for a snooze.

With that being said, the matter at hand has now been turned over to the Waukesha Parking Authority.

The driver of the truck, who was fast and furiously asleep in the back of the cab, was awaken by bank personnel and asked to move.

But instead of doing so, he has chosen to crawl back into the rear of the cab and finish his nap.

Funny.

Rumor has it that the driver does not speak English, which is fine when you are driving long stretches of American highways. Right? (Topic for another blog).

No worries though. Waukesha Parking Enforcement was on the scene by 8:20 AM and the issue has been resolved. The truck has moved and peace has been restored to the downtown.

Now I can finish my bowl of cereal and read some real blogs…

I took a little break from the blog to spend some quality time up north, searching the cool Canadian waters for the ever elusive Walleye Pike.

Unfortunately, for whatever reason, Canada had swapped temperatures with southern Florida for a week- 80 degrees every day- and that kind of weather is terrible for fishing.

I am not going to complain, however, because we caught enough to eat and enjoyed plenty of days relaxing and swimming.

It turned out to be one of the best Canadian trips I can remember.

And when I returned, I found there were all kinds of new things happing around town that need mention.

But before I can concentrate on that, I need your help with something.

As an artist, I frequently have interesting projects bestowed upon me.

Sometimes, ideas for these projects present themselves right away. Other times, I struggle for just the right design.

I have been given a canvas to work with, but an idea for the artwork to put on it has not come through yet.

And that’s where you come in.

Take a look at the canvas (below) and let me know what you think should go on it.

 A big blue rectangle.

I have included two ideas of my own, but they seem “obvious”. I want this to be creative, and I think my creativity is still relaxing on that Canadian lake.

I appreciate your help, and when the project is done, I will post a picture of it on this blog. I have a few weeks to get it done, so there is no pressure.

But the sooner the better…

 Idea Number one.

 Idea Number two.

It’s official.

Big Brother is keeping a watchful eye on downtown Waukesha.

As I left the house for a six thirty appointment yesterday, something new in my little downtown caught my eye.

Positioned on the corner of the building across the street from my home, I noticed a six foot steel pipe with a little dome on top glistening in the late evening sun.

It’s hard to miss and it’s certainly anything but historic, but functionality must be the key in its less than subtle appearance.

(And you guys thought the new water towers were ugly.)

So this morning, as I opened my window shades to welcome a new day, I was less than pleased to find that the CrimeCam3000 camera is visible from every window in my home as well as from my deck out back.

No more nude sunbathing for me… (Let’s be very clear- that was a joke).

And while I trust the cameras may quell some of the less than savory behavior that can happen in the evenings around here (it happens during the day sometimes as well), I can only imagine what next week’s police blotter may read like:

12:01AM-A thirty pound raccoon ransacked Curt Otto’s garbage, spilling it up and down West Main Street. 4:30AM- Curt Otto woke up and went to the bathroom. He returned to bed a short time later. 6:02AM Curt Otto is outside cleaning up garbage left from raccoons. Foul language is heard for two blocks in both directions. No citation issued. 6:30AM- Curt is out walking his dog. 6:45AM- Curt returns from walking dog and waters flowers. Is also seen pulling weeds and filling birdbaths. 7:15AM- Curt is in his kitchen making eggs and bacon. 7:20AM- Curt gets phone call. 7:30AM- Curt is seen opening all of the windows in his apartment. Seems while on phone, he forgot to tend to eggs and bacon. Smoke is rolling out of windows. Foul language is heard again. No citation is issued, however he is warned about language and about walking his dog in a city park. 8AM- Curt takes shower. 8:30 AM- Curt is watching morning news and eating cereal. 9:36 AM- Curt opens art school and teaches class. 12:10PM- Curt Otto walks to local business and has lunch. He returns at 2:45PM with a doggie bag. Unsure if he fed any of the leftovers to his dog. 2:46PM- Curt lets dog out for quick walk. Warned again about walking dog in city park. 3PM- Curt opens art school for afternoon class.

(Fascinating…isn’t it?)

6PM- Pigeon roosts on CrimeCam3000 camera and begins building nest. 6:14PM- Two rookie officers are dispatched to chase away said pigeon. 6:35PM- Rookie officers return to department to change uniforms. Unruly pigeon was tased and held for questioning.

8PM- Curt locks art school for the night and retreats upstairs. 8:15PM Curt is out on deck cooking a steak on the grill. It appears he has a pot of green beans on the stove as well. Hopefully things go better than they did at breakfast. 8:30PM- Curt eats steak and green beans while watching episode of Survivorman. Is also seen doing a load of laundry and feeding his fish. 9PM- Curt Otto makes a phone call. While on the phone, he washes his dishes. 9:30PM- Curt is seen relaxing on deck smoking a cigar and enjoying a cold beer. Zoom lens on CrimeWatch3000 Camera was able to detect cold beer was a Blue Moon. No lemon wedge. 10:30PM- 30 pound raccoon seen walking along sidewalk by Curt Otto’s building. 11PM- Curt retires for the evening. While he prepares to sleep, raccoon enters his garbage bin. 11:36PM- Curt receives phone call from friends stating they are at Taylor’s and he is pressured to join them for a beer. 11:45PM- Curt is seen leaving house heading toward Taylor’s. He crosses path with 30 pound raccoon. Foul language is heard for two blocks in both directions…no citation issued but both parties are detained for questioning.

And there you have it. Money well spent I would say.

Honestly, I hope CrimeCam3000 (I made that name up) will help ease the job of our local law enforcement and I anticipate that it will make the general population feel more secure while they are down here enjoying all the great things this area has to offer.

Downtown Waukesha is a safe environment- and CrimeCam3000 is going to make darn sure it stays that way…right outside my window…every window…all throughout my house…every day!

11:59PM- Curt Otto writes blog about CrimeCam3000. Pigeon returns to roost on camera lens…no citations issued but tasers are set on stun…

And you wonder why I'm freaking out.

 The view from my kitchen window.

This doesn’t look good at all…

I took this picture Tuesday morning. It seems there is a little problem with the sewer in my neighborhood and these guys have excavated a large portion of Main Street to get to the bottom of the issue.

Either that or they are finally building that tunnel to China we have all been waiting for.

And I’m a little on edge about it because…well…I feel I may have caused the problem.

You see, two weeks ago I lost one of my fish to an untimely death.

It was rather unexpected. He began to list to one side, the other fish began to pick on him, and before you know it, he had passed on to that big fish bowl in the sky.

So, like many a fish funeral before this, I sent him to the other side via the commode.

I even hummed taps as he vanished into the pipe, never to be seen again.

Ashes to ashes…

But then, only days later, a man from the city was down here investigating an odd sewer smell that was fouling up the gentle summer breeze.

After a few attempts to flush the system, it was determined that a bigger problem was at hand.

Two days after that, heavy equipment arrived. Digging began early Tuesday morning.

And I am afraid that "yellow fish" may be the cause.

Perhaps he jammed the pipe and has been backing up sewage for days! He was only two inches long, but maybe he bloated after his flush and has now caused an expensive sewer excavation!

Taxpayers, I am sorry. I don't know what I was thinking.

On another note, I have three fish left.

Next time, I will dispose of the dead directly into the Fox River- a burial at sea seems more appropriate anyhow.

And as for the giant hole in Main? I’ll keep and eye on it.

Maybe it’s a long lost treasure blocking the line, or an old rag, or an alligator.

Or "yellow fish"…

 Was the FBI really necessary?

Hey, did you happen to hear?

Michael Jackson died.

As to be expected, it has been in every headline of every newspaper, in every magazine, and on every news station all over the world.

And the story of his death and his money and his kids and his family is nowhere near close to going away any time soon.

It will be dragged on for months to come.

You may ask why I care?

Well, here’s why…

I didn’t know Sarah Palin resigned.

And what the heck is going on with North Korea and their plans to blow up the world?

How does the “Zero Day” virus affect my computer and how do I avoid it?

And are we any closer to a nationwide healthcare system?

I feel that in order to find out any other news right now, I have to bypass a dozen stories about Michael Jackson.

Where is he going to be buried?

What were his last moments like?

What did he have for lunch before he died?

Where is his casket right now?

I believe if we put this much effort into finding Osama Bin Laden, curing cancer, or repairing our nation’s infrastructure, the world may be a better place for it.

Instead, I am being inundated with news that Hong Kong singer William Chan and Taiwanese pop star Judy Chou led an audience in observing a 30-second silence in honor of Jackson. And many of the fans that attended the observance clutched red roses and wore black; some donned Jackson's trademark fedora hats.

Don’t care.

At all.

Not in the least.

But hey, since this seems to be all the media cares about right now, then in honor of all that is Michael Jackson, I want to take the opportunity to share with you some of the latest happenings in our little town…

Did you know that the real reason Andy Ruggeri parted ways with the Clarke Hotel was…Michael Jackson!

And the crack house on Maple Avenue is finally…Michael Jackson.

There is a new business opening on the world famous Five Point Intersection downtown. I’ve been told it’s…Michael Jackson!

There’s controversy brewing in the 400 block of West Main over landscaping design. It seems that downtown resident, Michael Jackson is having issues with a design submitted by…Michael Jackson.

Pro Health Care is laying off Michael Jackson, Waukesha water issues will be handled by Michael Jackson, and there is rumor that after only a year, a certain downtown business will be…Michael Jackson.

Oh, and one more thing…Michael Jackson!

Woo Hoo!

Alright, I think it’s finally out of my system.

Before I end this I want to be sure to mention that you should tune in to this week’s Plan Commission meeting. Members of the Commission will be wearing white, glittery gloves in remembrance of none other than…

Woo hoo!

Yes, I am seeking professional help…

…from Michael Jackson.

I know something is up when my dad calls from Florida mid week.

We usually talk every Sunday, so if I see his number ring through on a Thursday night, it means there is some breaking news to report.

The call stemmed from a news reel on The Weather Channel. Pictures of people wading through waist-high water in Milwaukee were being shown in between updates of the local forecast.

My father, concerned we were floating away up here, gave me a quick call to check on our well being. And I assured him that we were fine.

To say our rainfall here was substantial may be an understatement. Typical for a spring rainfall in Wisconsin, but impressive none the less.

I was able to get some pictures of the Fox River last night. It hasn't been this high since the floods we saw last year.

But our little river has once again proved its worth by taking on all that water and sending it south. And as of this morning, the water level has already dropped.

Too bad I can't say the same for the water in my basement. Surfs up, dude!

O.K., I have to admit, the blog has really taken a turn for the worst these past couple of days.

Don’t get me wrong, I love this little city (sometimes), but things have been a little rough down here lately.

So today I am going to concentrate on something positive.

And here it is…

The fire hydrant outside of my front door was recently painted a bold yellow color- quite a change from the sultry red hue it carried for so many years.

Being that it sits in front of my art school, I was really hoping for a little style in the new paint job… perhaps a dab of impressionism or a bit of expressionism.

Instead, it reflects what I would call minimalism at best.

The one in front of the Almont Gallery has a little pizzazz though. Looks like the artists at that gallery are once again extending their creative talents to help beautify our city.

But my hydrant remains a plain yellow.

Oh well, I guess function is the key here, not artistic expression.

Van Gogh would not be proud. However, it was painted with pointed skill and attention to detail.

And Eddie, my trusty fox terrier, seems to have taken a new found interest in it.

Good thing it’s yellow…

Downtown Waukesha can be an active setting sometimes.

Take yesterday morning for instance. 

At 6:30 AM, as the sun began to rise and the birds softly serenaded a new day, construction began on the sidewalk just down the street. It started with the sounds of a chop saw ripping through cement, and ended with the echos of a jack hammer breaking concrete.

When the dust finally settled, I could hear the pitter-patter of squirrel feet race across my rooftop. This happens every morning as the squirrels frolic around and do whatever it is squirrels do at 7AM. It drives my dog nuts.

As I retreated to the deck to enjoy a coffee in the cool morning breeze, two large city trucks pulled up in front of my place- one with a lift bucket, and one with a tree grinder.

Things suddenly did not look good for the sickly old honey locust tree out front.

At 8:30, a chainsaw began to rip through the poor old tree. By 9AM, only a small pile of stumps remained where a tree had once shaded my front door.

The bad news is that the shade flowers in the baskets under my front widow are going to fry now. I also can no longer comfortably cook breakfast in my boxers, as my kitchen window is now in clear eye shot of the insurance offices across the street.

The good news, however, is that the sight line of my business has been greatly improved. You can now see the Art Academy building very clearly as you travel West down Main Street.

That is a definite plus.

Once that bit of excitement was over, I headed back to the deck just in time to catch these two air conditioning thieves trying to steal my neighbors air conditioning unit!

Actually, they are supposed to be doing this. Looks like my neighbor was getting a new air unit yesterday. It kind of takes the fun out of the whole story, but I guess I should stick to giving an accurate description of what is really happening as to avoid getting these two fellas in trouble.

And so concluded another beautiful morning in the city.

Ah, Waukesha. We make more noise before 9AM than most cities do all day!

Seriously. I'm not making this up.

I know this picture looks a lot like the one I posted early last Friday morning, but I took this one at 11:45PM last night.

Now this very well could have been something totally unrelated to the bar in the photo. The police seemed to be interested in a vehicle parked in the lot behind the bar. But I find it curious none the less.

I just thought you would enjoy it as much as I did...

Just shy of 1AM Friday morning, the Waukesha Police Department responded to a call downtown at a bar on the corner of St. Paul Ave. and Madison Street.

For the record, this is nothing new. I have seen the police at this address repeatedly and each time the response is the same… sirens are blaring and cop cars are speeding in from all directions.

Now I realize that this probably doesn’t alarm too many of you because you don’t live down here. You might be one of the many lucky people that enjoy a good night sleep in a quiet neighborhood far from the activity of downtown Waukesha’s urban environment.

And I have been told plenty of times by plenty of people that if I don’t like this kind of activity, then I shouldn’t be living downtown.

Point taken.

But have you ever stopped to think… if five squad cars are responding to an event at this bar, then who is watching your neighborhood while you are sleeping?

What if something were to happen in your neck of the woods that required the attention of the police? What would their response time be if they are tied up at some downtown bar…again and again?

Please understand… I am not blaming the police; they are only doing their job. They respond to an activity based on the information they are given from the caller.

But what do you think is happening at this address that requires five squad cars to respond?

I have a feeling it’s nothing good.

And quite frankly, it may have turned out to be nothing last night. The scene was quiet 10 minutes later and the police were back on duty patrolling their respective routes.

I guess we just hope that nothing ever goes wrong anywhere else in the city while this bar has got the attention of our boys (and girls) in blue.

Seems to me like a lot to ask.

Just in case you missed it, yesterday was the annual Maple Street Crack House Busting. Sorry I didn't get any photos, but I have included this reenactment so you can get a feel for the action...

Every year for the past three, a certain home in the 700 block of Maple Avenue is raided by the Waukesha Police Department and various interesting characters are led out in handcuffs.

The first time this happened, Labor Day weekend three years ago, it was quite the spectacle to witness. A large, black, armored vehicle sped up Maple avenue and came to a screeching halt in front of the suspected home. Six machine gun wielding men then jumped out of the vehicle and stormed the house- exiting moments later with almost a dozen "people of interest."

One year later, the Maple Street Crack House was raided again- same scenario.

And here we are, almost another year later, and the same house has been raided once more.

However, it should be noted that the bust came a little earlier this year. Its usual Labor Day weekend date was moved up closer to Memorial Day this time. Perhaps there was a scheduling conflict.

Word on the street is that the event will be catered next year. Not sure yet as to whether it will be a buffet style or a sit down meal. I really like a good buffet, especially if it includes a chef that cuts slim pieces of tender roast beef for you at the end of the buffet line.

But I suppose they may prefer the sit down meal as they don't want people up and wandering around while the police are in the middle of a crack house raid.

A DJ and dancing will follow.

Table centerpieces will be designed by a local florist.

Dress will be casual. You should probably wear something you don't mind getting holes in- just in case.

Also, for a small fee, you may pose for photos with the raid team afterward as well. All proceeds will be used to buy new bullet proof vests for the brave officers that have to bust this property every year.

Which brings a question to mind... is anyone wondering why the same rental property on the 700 block of Maple Avenue is busted on an annual basis and no one ever does anything about it?

No- I didn't think so. Sorry I even mentioned it.

On a positive note- I believe the home resides in the boundaries of the downtown business district. It's good to see that there are some businesses still thriving in these difficult economic times.

Almost a whole month has gone by since I last posted but I have a good reason.

I'm pretty sure my computer got a case of the swine flu. And I'm pretty sure I am no longer looking up any more conspiracy theory websites in my off time because I think that's where the virus came from. And, for the record, the government is NOT using tax payer money to fund a project involving staring at goats until they faint.

So the boys at Best Buy have scoured the hard drive clean and I am back up and running.

And just in time as well. There are some new things happening around here that need notice. So give me a little time to gather the facts and I'll have a new post up soon.

Again, I apologize for the recent hiatus from the blog. 

The Journal Sentinel is always striving to improve the way we blog, so new updates and new blog tools are implemented quite frequently.

What that means is that I have to learn new stuff. I am not the most computer literate guy in the world, so what takes your average computer user an afternoon to figure out could, quite honestly, take me 3 weeks.

Duh!

So today’s post is going to be short and sweet. A practice run for the newest blog entry tools we just received.

Next to summer, spring is my favorite time of year. The smell of warm, fresh air, the sounds of strong thunderstorms, and the beautiful blooms of flowers and trees is quite captivating.

Over the past two days, nature has been very active downtown and I have been able to capture some of the more striking moments on film to share with you. I hope you enjoy them.

Once I have this new blog site licked, I will update again. There is usually something going on down here in good ole downtown Waukesha that is worth talking about.

Enjoy your day…

Every morning I wake,

A step out on the porch I will take,

To see what is new around my place,

New birds fly by,

New clouds form on high,

A new sun rises and feels warm on my face.

But for the past two years,

Through laughter and tears,

One thing has remained solely the same,

Like a cancerous cyst,

That through cures still persists,

My neighbor’s dumpster holds a claim to fame.

It has graced his back yard,

Not unlike a guard,

Standing at post all night and all day,

While flowers begin to spring,

And nature frolics and sings,

The garbage heap continues to rot and decay.

It's just lucky I guess,

That I have been enjoying this mess,

For nearly 8oo days now,

If it sits long enough,

I think all of that stuff,

Will be historically landmarked somehow.

Scavengers dive it on quests,

And the wind spreads the rest,

I sit and watch helplessly ‘cause that is the law,

But I figure “what the hey”,

It’s just another beautiful day,

Enjoying more riotous fun in sunny ole Waukesha.

And as the sun begins to set,

I would be willing to bet,

That tomorrow the dumpster will still be on call,

Garbage piled high,

Weeds growing nearby,

800 more days would not surprise me at all.

Just south of the corner of Sunset and West Avenue sits a McDonalds restaurant that, let’s face it, dates itself in design and function.

However, at Wednesday night’s Waukesha Plan Commission Meeting, final plans were approved for a new McDonalds at this location.

What truly amazes me about this project is that McDonalds is planning on building the new restaurant on the same property while keeping the existing one operational.

Once the new McDonalds is completed, the old one will be removed.

That in itself is a marvel of well planned construction.

And through discussion with the project managers of this development, I have found that this is not where the list of amazing things ends.

For starters, the new restaurant is going to have many unique features that you wouldn’t expect to find in your typical fast food restaurant.

This includes, big screen televisions, a BOSE stereo system, WiFi, and an area dedicated for meetings or large group gatherings.

Sounds pretty fancy.

Furthermore, the design of the exterior is receiving a facelift as well. Described as a modern deco design, it features an all brick exterior with various areas of stone and glass. I have included a picture of a design similar to the one proposed for Waukesha.

 

It is a vast improvement over what exists at the site now.

But hold on folks- I haven’t got to the really amazing part yet.

The McDonalds reps gave the Plan Commission an estimated time line of the project.

Are you ready for this?

They plan to begin the project in June…and have it finished in 90 days.

That’s right- ninety days. A nine and a zero. Ten days, nine times. 90.

That’s incredible!

Here is a company that knows the value of a concise project construction plan and knows how to execute it.

And why do I bring this up?

Because I think there are those here in this fine city that could learn a thing or two from McDonalds. Those who spend more time dreaming up excuses as to why they are not finished with their projects than they do actually working on them.

Ninety days. A new restaurant up, lit, inspected and occupied. Another one demolished and hauled away. They said the landscaping would take all of four days. I find it hard to believe, and I am anxious to see it happen.

McDonalds was forthcoming about one such project didn’t hit the projected 90 day mark as planned.

It went 94 days.

Oh the shame they must have felt.

In the past year I have seen some remarkable transformations in our downtown. A hotel rose from the framework of a building that should have been condemned. New restaurants have brought life to areas that were vacant or underused. Unique art galleries and boutiques inhabit newly restored storefronts up and down Main Street.

All of these projects demonstrate how people with vision and determination get things done.