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10 of the best quotes from Nick Viall's 'Bachelor' season

Sarah Hauer
Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

​​​From how "amazing" the "journey" is to Corinne's platinum ... errr something, we've heard a lot of show-stopping lines on this season of "The Bachelor" starring Waukesha native Nick Viall. Monday night, we'll see Nick hand out his final rose as "The Bachelor." These quotes get a rose for being the quote of the night in their respective episodes. And yes, Corinne's one-liners dominate this list.

  1. 1. After Corinne snagged the first kiss night one, word spread quickly. Astrid, unlike the other contestants, was chill. “Last time I dated someone, I didn’t know he was dating other people; at least this time I know,” she said.  
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  2. Corinne, indignant, breaks down the delicate decorum of intruding on another woman's one-on-one time with Nick: "I interrupted Taylor and then she came and re-interrupted me. There's a way to go about things. The way I go about things is classy..."  
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  3. Jasmine deserves a rose to her response after Corinne casually mentioned her nanny, Raquel. Jasmine: "Nanny? You have a nanny? Do you have kids?" Corinne: "No." Jasmine: "Why do you have a nanny?" Corinne: "I’m the kid." Raquel makes Corinne’s bed and her cheese pasta, and it is her greatest joy in life.
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  4. "I didn't mean to offend anyone by taking that nap." Corinne so perfectly encapsulated the drama of the "Bachelor" alternate universe we're plopped into every week.
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  5. "Their relationship will be built off of whipped cream and lies," Taylor said about Corinne's connection with Nick.
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  6. "If Jasmine were a vegetable she'd be a turnip, 'cause she's turned all the way up," Raven said.
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  7. "I'd live in a shack with no diamonds for Nick," Corinne said before heading to his room with explicit intentions. "Who am I?"
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  8. During a hometown date, Corinne's mom sagely reminded her, "Remember this is fantasy." "No, Mom. This is very real," Corinne replied.
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  9. Before announcing she needed to sleep, Corinne declared, "I'm done trying to impress these men. I'm ready to be me."
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  10.  "I may be white, but I'm still a minority," Nick said to Rachel, joking, after she called him "rare."
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